Monday, December 1, 2025

Contractors: The Adventures of Human Gina

"Human Gina, I have been wondering about something, but I'm not sure how to broach the subject."

"For the eighth time, Angroood: just 'Gina' is fine."

Angroood settled back in his chair. It creaked under his weight; for the local sapients he was one of the larger ones. Gina did not sit in a similar chair; they couldn't hold her mass. "Yes, I know. Human Gina, you took me on in a fight not too long after your arrival in the system..."

"Right?" Gina sat on a bar stool which was built for someone about Angroood's size, which was good, since it brought her head level with his, even though his lounger was, for him, quite low. Standing, Angroood was nearly three meters tall. He carefully poured a measure of beverage into a glass that, in his hand, appeared almost comically small, and held it out to her. She took it with a nod of thanks.

"And since the outcome of the Hunt, it's plain to anyone here that you are a formidable specimen. You are strong and fast, especially compared to someone like, for instance, me."

"You aren't still upset about that contest, are you?"

Angroood waved in a very human gesture. "No, not at all. You taught me some valuable lessons. Plus I made a fair amount of money on that fight, even if I did get a ceiling fan to the face." He chuckled, a low, booming chuff chuff chuff, and shifted in the lounger and waved a drink at her. "The Hunt went very well for you, didn't it?"

"Oh, yeah. I made one hell of a lot of money, Booj made one hell of a lot of money...shoot, everybody in the Hunt made out well."

"Except for the Llobban that quit."

"Except for them, yeah."

"Are you dangerous to us?"

"What...me?"

"No, not you specifically. You had me at your mercy and as soon as I yielded the fight was over. No animosity. Your bout with Algo..."

"That was an interesting contest."

"Yes. Your bout with Algo was intense and even did you a defacing injury..."

"Ah, the little guy - the subset, not Algo himself - was just reacting on instinct. He didn't mean anything by it. The scar is healing fine."

"Yes, that illustrates my point. You, despite your capabilities, are not a threat to us, to members of this system and its species. We've seen that over and over, that you are extremely powerful and would be considered extraordinarily dangerous except despite your capacity for great violence, you are actually quite peaceful."

"Right? I don't have any arguments with anyone on any of these planets. I've met lots of great people...a couple of assholes too, it has to be said..."

"Assholes are universal, evidently. I was amused to hear that the word in your language carries similar meaning."

"...but I wouldn't disrupt the peace around here for anything. People just want to live their lives, for the most part."

"Yes. You are not a threat."

"No. Of course not."

"But you are not representative of all humans."

"No. I'm afraid not. And I'm not the strongest of my kind, I'm far from the best fighter, I'm not the smartest. And not everyone would come here with the same motivations."

"So what do we do, if a human - a bad human, someone who doesn't share your motivations - were to come here? What do we do to defend ourselves from someone who intends violence or exploitation?"

Gina thought. Angroood had struck her as not a deep thinker upon their first meeting. But in the weeks and months since, they had crossed paths a few times and her appreciation for his intellect had grown. When not lubricated by spaceport booze and skillfully goaded by Booj into a fighting mood, Angroood turned ideas over carefully. He was always good for an interesting conversation.

"I'm probably not the girl you need to talk to. I'm not good at diplomacy. I mean, look at me...I'm famous all around this star for being the tiny fighting human. I'm not brilliant at talking things out."

"So if a human with bad intentions comes here, what do we do? Someone stronger, smarter than you could cause havoc. I supposed with sufficient weapons we could bring a human down, but what if there's more than one? We have access to your media; we have seen the kind of violence humans can achieve and we know that charismatic leaders aren't always morally good. Charismatic leaders can be motivated to lead groups of humans to do unequivocally bad things."

"Yes, I'm afraid that's true. That has always been true."

 "So what do we do?"

"People like that don't listen to reason. They don't respond to diplomacy. You'd have to eliminate them."

"You mean kill them."

"Yes."

"Humans have lots of synonyms for 'kill.'"

"Yes."

"We would not be well able to do that. We don't kill like humans do. We hunt for food but when it's a matter of disagreements between sapients, we might fight like you and I did, but mostly we argue. We argue for a long, long time. Killing doesn't come easily to us, Human Gina."

"It comes pretty easily to humans, Angroood. The easiest way to kill a human, especially for members of this system, would be to get another human to kill them for you. Humans have been killing each other for thousands and thousands of years. We're good at it. We study ways to kill each other, we perfect tactics and strategies for killing each other. We expend a lot of time and energy at developing weapons that kill humans faster, more humanely, despite defenses, whatever. If you need a human killed, get another human to do it. We're brilliant at it."

"If a bad human comes to this system, Human Gina, will we be able to call on you?"

Gina swirled her glass. The beverage was delicious, evidently intoxicating to the locals in sufficient volume, though it had no effect on her at all. "Of course. It would be immoral to stand by and let someone do harm to the people and environments of this system."

"Would it be immoral to kill another human in such a circumstance?"

"I don't think killing anyone is ever moral, but in such a circumstance it may be the less-immoral thing to do. Morality doesn't exist in a vacuum."

"Indeed." Angroood raised his glass toward hers. "To morals." She tapped her glass against his. It rang mutedly, like a bell underwater.

"To morals."

They drank, and watched ships come and go.

-end-

Sunday, November 16, 2025

The First Day: The Adventures of Human Gina

 

Gina lounged in her hammock, enjoying the gently pirouetting stars beyond the port.

The port was the largest to be had in a longstay single, the equal of any on a luxury craft, a significant selling point of the ship and she had leaned hard on her credit rating to afford it.  It was a massive pseudo-quartz, sapphire and plastic lamination, made even thicker by the several layers of aerogel insulation.  The aerogel was a necessary evil, and she didn’t resent its presence.  It prevented the port from fogging over after all, and it had the side benefit of adding just a tiny bit of charming sparkle to the stars.

The inside of her craft was almost perfectly dark.  She had powered everything down except life support, and even that she had turned down until the fans were inaudible.  An opaque cover, not recommended by any authority anywhere and frowned on by inspectors, blotted out the lights of that system’s control panel.  What starlight shone through the port was the only light inside the craft.

She had extended the ballast arm to its maximum and given the ship a gentle nudge via thrusters.  Now it swung around a point some thirty meters outboard, imparting an extremely gentle point-zero-one gee, barely enough to hold her in her hammock.

There’s plenty of time and ways to occupy one’s mind, coasting between asteroids.  One could read, write, play endless games, engage in all manner of interactive pursuits with other people, AI or even VR programs.  One could work on one’s ship, prepare equipment and double check the checklists.  One could sleep.  One could exercise, again with telepresence trainers, artificial ones and programs.  One could take classes.  One could teach classes.  One could not hold a conversation, of course, but one could send and read messages.

And when none of these or myriad other pastimes appealed, one could watch the stars.

Naked and meltingly relaxed in the hammock after a waking cycle spent mostly exercising and training, so lightly pulled down that each breath raised her out of it a centimeter or so, with the light through the port providing faint reflections to extend the illusion of the stars without to the space within, Gina could almost believe that there was no ship and she floated free among the cosmos.  She had fallen asleep and awakened several times already, fading into and out of dreams that wheeled like the stars around her.  This was, in her estimation, the best possible life.  She was an entire light-minute removed from the next closest ship, and the gap between them was opening.  This was solitude.

Four weeks out of Ceres with another several weeks to go, she would arrive at her most recent mining lease, an asteroid so small its only identification was its orbital track.  She had exclusive rights to it and contract options with buyers on Mars, Ceres, Callisto and Earth.

Selling to Ceres was easy.  Selling to Mars had exciting barter possibilities.  Selling to Earth was lucrative because that was where all the money was.

And selling to Callisto was just weird.  But it took a weird sort of personality to set up shop on Callisto and if that was where they wanted to spend their time, dug in at the interstitial zone between lightly baking at the outer reaches of Jupiter’s radioactive hell and freezing in the still-not-yet-confirmed subsurface salt oceans, well.  She wouldn’t question it.  Life takes all kinds.

Light flooded throughout the ship, and went out again.

Drifting on the edge of dreams, Gina was too relaxed to be startled.  But the flash did jolt her out of her inaction, and she swung out of the hammock’s embrace.

After a few seconds of rapid activity, the single’s systems were ramped back up to full alert and the ballast boom was on its way back to its fully stowed position, and she focused on the active scans.

There was another ship out there.

Its position was somewhat ahead.  It was near enough that the proximity alarm should have had something to say, but even with the gap closing that system was still quiet.  With the unknown visitor less than a thousand kilometers away, the proximity alarm should have been very alarmed indeed.

Never mind that for now.  That ship looked like nothing she had ever seen before.

She toggled the automated hail which would send greetings over all the frequencies in all the languages and, for good measure, blinked the single’s exterior lights three times, paused, and then another two.

The radio remained silent, but the distant ship’s lights blinked in response: three times, then two…and then once more.

“Huh.”  She tapped another toggle.  “Wake up, Muninn.”

A window popped up on the display and an animated raven appeared within it.  “I’m here.”

“New contact about nine hundred kilometers away, do you see it?”  The cartoon bird looked over its shoulder.

“I see it.”

“It isn’t responding to the autohailer.  You’re smarter than the autohailer, so I want you to try communication modes beyond its program.”

“Limitations?”

“Propulsion, life support and hull integrity are off limits.  Tell you what, you can have access to the RCS.”

“Message?”

“Standard greeting for starters, but I’ve never heard of anyone failing to respond to the autohail so feel free to experiment.”

“I’m on it.”

Muninn was a personality overlay that granted the standard ship AI a level of individuality.  She had chosen whimsically to dress her ship with the guise of Odin’s lesser-regarded raven, Muninn.  It wasn’t a good conversationalist at all, but a fine librarian and useful robot for performing tasks that didn’t take much imagination.

“I have established contact.”

Gina snapped her head around.  “So quickly?”

“They are responding on decimeter-wavelength radio.  The message is in standard English.”

Radio was normal enough – “radio” generally referred to a specific part of the radiated energy frequency spectrum when you were talking about communications. But decimeter-wavelength…that was obsolete.  It fit in with radio of course, but not with anything in current use.  Not off-Earth anyway – on-Earth, it was lousy with noise from everything ranging from personal phones to refrigerators.  In order to avoid the utter cacophony of noise emanating from Earth, in-system communications avoided the decimeter band.

But Muninn could filter out the junk.  “Let’s hear it, then.”

“…o?  I cannot know if anyone is receiving.  We are visitors from a nearby star.  Do you hear us? Hello?  Repeating…”

“It’s a recording.  That’s all it says.”

“Okay.” Nearby star had to be a joke of course, and not a good one.  “Interrupt them.”

“Hello, explorers.”  Humor their joke for the moment.  “I am a resident of this system.  Uh.  Hm, I don’t have anything prepared for this.  Hi.”

“…orers from a click Greetings!  Please do not be alarmed!  We are here peacefully.”  The voice was a buttery baritone and Gina was instantly envious of it, regardless of whatever kind of prankster might be generating it.

“I’m very glad to hear that.”

“Ha!  Yes.  We didn’t expect to encounter anyone this close to the emergence point, we did not anticipate your presence.”

“Same here.  Before you showed up, I thought I was far removed from any other traffic. I’d be curious to know more about an ‘emergence point,’ however.”  And also why the proximity alarms had been so silent during the intruder’s approach.

“We would be glad to welcome you aboard our vessel!  However, our velocities are very different and our vessel cannot make it up by itself.  Is it possible for you to meet us?”

Gina thumbed off her microphone.  “Muninn,” she said.

“I’m here.”

“Any first impressions on their language use?  They don’t sound like ‘visitors from another star,’ do they?”

“Standard English.  Canadian accent or far north USA circa late twentieth century.”

“How do you think they have such command of human language?  Assuming they’re extraterrestrial like they say.”  She tapped instructions into the computer as she talked and listened, then peered at the displayed results.  In just a few minutes, they had shot past the newcomer and the gap was opening rapidly; their velocity was exactly orbital, while her own was an economical transfer trajectory – not dawdling, but not especially fast.  The nav system established an intercept plot, and updated it every second.

Meanwhile, Muninn continued. “Earth’s radio emissions are comparable in magnitude to those of Jupiter, while being almost entirely of human origin and not planetary or atmospheric effects.  Humans have been inadvertently broadcasting into space for over two hundred years; it’s within reason to expect that intelligent minds have encountered human transmissions by now, and had time to learn human languages.”

“You’re pretty smart, Muninn.”

“Thank you,” the holographic raven preened.  “But I’m just compiling the general thrust of commentators in this space.”

“Are you saying you’re just parroting what others have already said?”

“You don’t need to be rude,” it said, with feathers ruffled.  It was a very good personality overlay.

“What about matching vectors?”

“No problem.”  A thrust profile popped up onscreen, numbers changing as distances did.

Gina thumbed the mic back on.  “Okay, my nav system says I can match up with you fairly quickly so if you’ll please make no course corrections, I’ll do it all from here.  Okay?”

There was a brief silence.

“Hello?”

“You can?  The baritone dropped an octave and was now a solid bass,  a surprised cello.

“Sure.  Stand by.”  She engaged the nav systems, designated the other ship – the nav system was having terrible difficulty locating it via radar, but the optical backups were able to spot it well enough – and locked in the rendezvous plot.  “Okay, I’m going to do a short burn in about one minute, one lateral right after that, and then a matching burn.  All fairly short.  I’ve got the system assuring that all my exhaust gases will go well wide of you so no worries there.  A couple of little stationkeeping taps might be necessary once we get within a kilometer but there’s not much I can do about that.  For final contact, I’ll just grab you.  Okay?”

“How long will these burns last?”

“Sorry, let me clarify: ‘burn’ means firing my main drive.  The first one will go for about a minute, the last one for just a few seconds.  Okay?”  The newcomer’s course appeared to be an orbit around a Lagrangian point ahead of a large asteroid, a minor detail but interesting nonetheless.  Her own course was also taking her toward the Lagrange point but her higher velocity and slightly divergent path had opened the gap considerably.  Even so, it wasn’t too big a change for her.  Not that she usually fired her engines at all during a transition, but her fuel reserves were quite full and she could afford it this time.  Last year had been a good year.

“…Okay.”

“All right.  Firing in five…four…”  At “zero” the single’s main drive cone lit up like a flare, and the visitor’s ship which had shot past a while ago, suddenly lost its speed advantage and the gap began to close.

Later

Closing the distance and matching velocities had taken a couple of hours.  As the gap closed, the radar system finally established a lock on the newcomer’s vessel, but still the return was weak.

Gina thumbed her mic on.  “Hey, uh…”  Facepalm.  “Hello?”

“Yes, hello?”

“I’m sorry I didn’t ask before, but what should I call you?”

“My name is” and a striking pipe organ/string section chord boomed through the speakers, including a couple of vocalizations.  “…but I know you cannot pronounce all the sounds of my language.  Please call me Booj.”

“Hello, Booj.  My name is Gina Rasmussen.  Do you have the ability to send visually?”

“Yes, but the visual system is always badly scrambled by the” a basso organ note groaned, “and is useless for a day or so.  Are you really a human, Ginarasmussen?”

“Just ‘Gina’ is fine, Booj.  Yes, I’m human.  There aren’t any other sapient species with spaceflight capability…”  and she realized the strangeness of what she was about to say, “…in this system.  Because no one had ever talked to anyone from a different solar system before.

Assuming, of course, that any of this was real. It still felt like a prank, even if the nav insisted that the strange vessel she was approaching had all the radar return of a sheet of tissue paper.  There was no lightspeed delay in the communications, so whomever she was speaking to, they were right there.  And she was about to meet them.

“I think our peoples would have some things in common.  Both of our cultures will probably mark this day as one to remember in the future.”

Over the next several minutes, Gina monitored the nav systems as they carefully brought her ship alongside the newcomer, and extended an arm to grab hold of their craft.

The craft was a series of spheres.  The radar didn’t identify precisely what the hull material was, but was leaning toward polymers.  Looking it over, Gina could see only tiny nozzles here and there, and one slightly larger at one end that suggested that was the main drive.  That drive was only slightly larger than her own maneuvering thrusters.

No wonder he said he couldn’t match velocities.

“Gina to Booj,” she said into the mic.

“Yes, Human Gina?”

“Just ‘Gina’ is fine, you know.  I’m looking at your vessel and it seems to me that it isn’t designed to sustain any great accelerations.”

“That is correct.  One moment, let’s agree on some values.”

“Do your people know what the speed of light is?”

“Yes, of course.”

“Okay.  Muninn, record for analysis.”

“Who is Muninn?”

“I’m talking to my bot assistant, Booj.  Please speak aloud the value for the speed of light.”

A rich thrumming chord rippled over the speakers.  Muninn’s feathers on the screen ruffled.  “Muninn, play a single tone, something on the lower end of the scale, for exactly one second.”

A few more back-and-forths of this nature, accelerated by Booj’s familiarity with human TV shows – Gina cringed – quickly established an understanding: Booj’s ship could not sustain great accelerations at all, though Booj himself was much more robust.  If necessary, he could survive over one-half of a standard Earth gravity indefinitely, though his mobility would be hampered.  His own native gravity was about two meters per second, squared.

So he’d be okay if he had to visit Mars, then.  And perfectly comfortable at any Lunar city.

A very small, somewhat guilty portion of her mind added, and they couldn’t take over Earth if they wanted to.  That’s good to know.

Muninn croaked.  “Atmospheric composition of the other vessel is safe.  Not earth-normal, but safe.”

“Anything I should know?”

“Nothing to worry about.  The atmospheric mix is about forty percent nitrogen, twenty-five percent argon, eighteen percent oxygen, and the rest is just traces.  Pressure is about eighty kay-pee-ay, be aware you might become lightheaded.”

“That’s a lot of argon.”

“It is.  It isn’t enough to hurt you, though.”

The speaker crackled.  “Human Gina, this is” and the organ/orchestra boomed again. “We are prepared to welcome you aboard.  We have extended a conformal mating collar which will retain atmosphere between our vessels.  Our discussions with your computer assure us that your atmosphere and ours are compatible, dissimilarities notwithstanding.  Are you ready?”

Gina understood that he must have been speaking for a recording; where he had been nearly formal before, this was downright stiff.  “I am.  Let’s proceed.”

The “conformal mating collar” was a tube with a sticky end.  She didn’t ask how it worked, but Booj assured her that it was effective to at least twice as much pressure as they would be applying, and could adapt to many surface discontinuities.  She resolved to take a few pictures of it at some point.

She had gotten dressed for this.  In flight she knew that a lot of miners didn’t bother with clothes except when approaching ports of call; why sweat up a set of clothes unnecessarily?  But she kept clothes handy, of course, and not just what she had worn aboard.  She had a few changes including a set of coveralls that could, generously, be mistaken for somewhat formal.  She had those on now: dark blue with gold details at the cuffs and collar, almost like uniform fatigues for some old Earth military.  They fit well and looked good under most conditions.

She knocked on the newcomer’s hatch: once, twice, thrice.

Booj opened the hatch.

The creature was enormous.  It was bipedal like a human and even approximately man-shaped, if only in general layout. In gravity, standing on a surface, it would have towered above her by almost a meter, it had to be well over two and a half meters tall.  Moreover, it was also about a meter and a half wide.  The hatch was all of three meters across – she goggled at that – and Booj filled it commandingly.  His skin was a dusty shade of pale blue, and he – she had assumed the creature was a he, and she couldn’t explain why she did – wore something not too dissimilar from her own coveralls, but his were a deep, almost bloody maroon.  It was a pleasant combination, she thought.  His coveralls also had some décor, but in silver bands around his upper arms and thighs.

He extended a…hand?  It was the size of a frying pan, with three squat digits.  Squat, except each finger had five knuckles.  They were short in relation to the rest of the hand, but very flexible.

“It is my great pleasure and honor to greet you in person, Human Gina.”  His voice absolutely rumbled, and then he repeated the greeting in his own language, a luxurious, rippling chord and a few basso warbles.  She heard “Gina” pronounced as if it had been sung by humpback whales.

Gina took Booj’s hand, feeling the odd fingers and even the palm carefully flex around her own hand.  It was completely engulfed, so that she was actually grasped up the forearm, but she grasped the far edge of Booj’s hand and shook it.  “Booj, the honor is mine, to be the first to meet a visitor from another sun.”  She hadn’t actually thought too hard about what to say, but that sounded acceptable.  Certainly it shouldn’t insult anybody.

She heard another voice, similar to Booj’s, singing more chords.  “Is there someone else aboard your vessel?”

“No, Human Gina.  That was the translator converting your speech to my language.”

“I assume that was for the sake of recording.  You speak my language like a native, sir.”

Booj’s enormous face darkened slightly.  Is he blushing?  “You flatter me!  I have studied it for quite some time.  We have been able to receive your broadcast entertainments for many years now, so there is ample material for study.”

“I imagine there are some heads of state who will be a little embarrassed to hear that other sapients’ first contact with humanity was television.  There’s a lot of junk out there.”

“It’s not all bad.  NHK-E is very popular among our younger people studying art, for instance.”

Gina had no idea what NHK-E might be but left it alone.  She almost felt like fidgeting.  A few hours ago she had been completely, blissfully alone and enjoying the silence and, exciting though this was, the silence and solitude were pretty appealing too.  “So, Mister Booj…what brings you to human space?”

“Ah!  I am brought by the” musical saw underwater “which, I imagine, makes no sense to you at all.  Um…in human terms I think you would call it…” Booj looked on his own computer display which showed a dizzying array of characters.  “Uh…a ‘correlational vector-mass transpositor.’ I think we can just call that ‘the CVT.’”

“How did it get you here?”

“I’m very sorry, I don’t know how it works.  I really only know how to use it and even then, only in the most basic way.  This waypoint is well established, so all I have to do is call it up in the navigation system and push the button.”

Booj’s command of human idiom was excellent.  Were it not for the beautiful but inhumanly deep timbre of his voice, he could blend in with any conversation.

“Okay.  Well, then.  Why are you here?”

It was possible he colored again.  No, not possible – definite.  Booj’s skin color changed noticeably, and not just in his face.  “I must confess, Human Gina.  I am a sightseer.”

I’ll be damned.  Space tourists.

“Is this your first visit to human space?  Or the first visit by representatives of your people?”

“Oh, no!  I have been to human space five times previously.  I just arrive in my little ship, tune in to the broadcasts, and watch the people go to and fro.”  He paused.  “This is my first time alone, though. Those earlier visits were anthropological studies, but…”

“Yes?”

“…well.  This is the first time we have ever established contact with a human.”

“The first time?  Just how long have your people been dropping in to observe us, Booj?”

Booj appeared to be doing a bit of complicated math, then grumbled something at his computer, which sang something else back, and in her earpiece Muninn whispered, “About seventy-five years.”

Gina felt a crawling sensation in her belly.  It was like realizing someone was crouched outside her home, peeking through the blinds.  But the feeling went away almost instantly as she realized that an opportunity lay before her.

“Well, then.  Don’t you think it’s about time one of us came to see your home?”

Booj immediately took her on a tour of his ship. It was smaller than her own, and owing to his own tremendous size a much tighter fit.  She came to realize that Booj’s vessel was more of a shuttle for short trips, not intended for journeys of any significant duration.   There were the control cabin, a few supplies lockers, a compact head that looked surprisingly similar to one of human design but for the scale, and a compartment for sleeping.  That was all.  It felt more like a recreational vehicle in its appearance and level of adaptability, far less a machine for work than her own highly accessible single.

“You know, Booj, I would show you around my ship but I think you would get stuck in the hatch.”

“This is not new to me.  My species is not small.”

“Not…are there are other sapient species where you come from?  People built differently?”

“Oh, certainly!  And my species is far from the largest, though we are among the largest who travel.  Other, larger species cannot leave their planets.”

Amazing.  “I’m no anthropologist, but I think humanity would like an opportunity to observe and possibly meet some of these other peoples, in addition to you of course.”

Again, Booj’s color changed, from dusty blue to a striking green.  “Yes!  Absolutely!  Would you like to go now?”

A small part of Gina’s mind gibbered and screeched, what, ME? but what came out of her mouth was, “Hell yeah!”  Common sense asserted itself quickly, however.  “But I can’t leave my ship drifting out here.  It’d be a hazard to shipping.”

“Not a problem, we can bring it along.  And you can come back whenever you’re ready.”

Booj began booming and rumbling at his computer, which responded in like fashion with the occasional screech of more musical saws.  After just a couple of minutes of this: “Yes!  Not a problem.  If we can tether your ship along the underside of mine…”

Booj’s whole ship appeared to be a knot of a few plastic balloons and, surreptitiously tapping a few surfaces with her finger, Gina had concluded that it might indeed be just plastic.  But like her own, it didn’t seem to have an orientation except along the thrust axis of the drive; at least that was familiar enough.  “Which side is the underside?”

Booj indicated with a familiar point.  “Do you have the capability to tether your ship to mine?  This one is not equipped for much besides carrying me from place to place.”

Gina laughed.  “This is a mining ship.  I can grab onto anything.”  They discussed means of connecting the ships and ultimately concluded that the best solution would be to literally tie Gina’s ship to Booj’s via some of the many kilometers of high-mod polymer tether in her equipment lockers, and she set about doing that as Booj remained in his ship.  She came to realize via further conversation that he was not technically adept with his ship and was leaning very heavily on its computer for assistance.

It turned out that the CVT, however it worked, acted on an asymmetrical volume of space around itself.  The asymmetry was affected by the masses within it, which ultimately dictated that Gina’s single had to strap onto Booj’s shuttle and almost wear it like a hat.  Being very technically adept with her ship, Gina assigned drones to wrap lines and bring them back around, and snugged the two ships together like she would if she were hooking up to a very small asteroid to bring to the assayer in one big lump.  She’d done it before.

Just like a hat, she thought.  With a bobble on top.

After a few more minutes of preparation, they were ready.  Gina retired to her vessel – no amount of curiosity could have parted her from the ship – for whatever the CVT was going to do.  The chance of the device doing something harmful seemed unlikely, given that Booj’s craft was apparently little more than a pressurized envelope.  But Gina had come to love and trust her tough little mining boat like a living partner, and in the face of the unknown leaned on its familiar hardiness.

“Muninn.”

“I’m here.”

“Can you tell what their ship is made of?”

Muninn looked over his shoulder as if he could peer through the hull at Booj’s shuttle strapped atop the ship.  “No.  It’s very low density.  I gave it a gentle probing with the radar; the pulse barely returns.  It’s not returning from the hull at all, but a few objects inside the vessel and the engine.”

“Engine, singular?”

“Singular, yes. The primary drive is a single thruster.  It’s a little more powerful than one of our RCS units.  I don’t see any redundancies.”

“Hmm.  What do you make of that?”

“Either the vessel is intended for use in a well-populated system where assistance is never dangerously far away, or its design is proven reliable enough that including backups is considered superfluous.”

“You know what else it tells me?”

“You know I’m a terrible guesser.”

“It tells me that nothing is far away.  Where that ship comes from, that low thrust doesn’t get you anywhere quickly, unless anywhere you need to go is nearby.  That, or anybody that uses it is like Booj and can’t take heavy Gs, but it can thrust for a really long time.”

“That all fits what we know so far.”

“We don’t know enough yet…about anything.”

“There is little more that I can gather at this time.  Maneuvers will flesh out my assessment of the ship’s capabilities.  I have made inroads to the language’s construction but not much of the vocabulary.”

“We’re about to be exposed to a lot more of the language.”

“I’m looking forward to that.”  Muninn actually sounded a little intrigued.

“Human Gina, are you ready?”

“I’m ready here, Booj.  Everything is secure.”

“All right.  I do not know whether the CVT will affect your systems the way it does mine, but I can say that it does not affect me personally.  It only scrambles the video communications.”

“Understood.  Proceed at your discretion.”

“Yes!  In three…two…one…”

There was a flash of light.

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

 Caffeine

"Uh-oh." I had just drawn out my mug, the brown one with the stylized cats stretching around it, and peered into it. Mya did the dishes last night. We get pests in the house sometimes and I'm usually the one to do the dishes, so I'm careful to put cups and glasses away upside-down, but Mya isn't usually doing the dishes and forgets.

"Mmm?"

I show her the cup. Carefully, because I don't want to wake it. "Look."

Mya peers into the cup, squints a bit. "Oh, dear."

"Yeah. We're going to have to spray."

"Again?"

"The stuff I put down wasn't for that. It works on spiders."

"What will it do to them?"

I give her A Look. "Mya, c'mon. What do you think it'll do?" She stayed at her mom's house for three days after I sprayed for spiders, and still she jumps a foot in the air at barely glimpsed dust bunnies, misidentified hair ties peeking half out from under the sofa and faint breezes that ruffle the fine hair on the back of her neck. Mya doesn't do fabulously well in East Tennessee where the climate is perfect for virtually every bug and beast known to humanity, everything short of moose and penguins. So she stays indoors, and I spray, but she hates it.   

"He's kinda cute though..."

"Sweetie." I reach for the cup.

"No..." She cuddles the cup with the curled up brown dragon in the bottom, itself almost exactly the color of the coffee I want to pour in there. It's facing her, not me, but I can hear a squeak come from the cup. "Oh!"

I wait for the scream, the throw, the jump, the whatever. If it's smaller than a softball Mya is almost pathologically afraid of it, whatever kind of animal life it might be. She finds elephants adorable, thinks a Great Dane the size of a small pony is the perfect pet and believes mice wait in seething millions to torture damned sinners in hell - where both the sinners and, more importantly, the mice belong.

The dragon in the cup is a lot smaller than a softball. It's bigger than a mouse, but not by a large margin. And it squeaks.

It zips out of the cup and halfway up her arm, and squeaks again. 

     A perfect moment of stillness follows as the little creature unfurls and flaps its wings once, twice, and folds them again. It makes little kneading motions with its front legs, like a cat padding at a spot it's about to sleep on. Mya gasps, her breath coming in little hiccups.

"Oh. Oh. Oh."

I move to cup my hands around it, and she shies back. She pulls the arm closer to her and puts her own hand over it. Now it's sheltered in a dark cavern of hand and arm and breast. It pokes its little head out between her protective fingers, tiny claws clinging to her engagement ring.

"Oh my goodness he's so cute."

"Where is this coming from? Aren't you usually hopping up and down and yelling at little critters like this?"

The tiny dragon looks up at her and squeaks again. It isn't a mousy high-pitched squeak either, it's a surprisingly mellow sound for such a little animal.

"Don't hurt him."

"I was just going to toss him outside." Usually that's what I do with spiders when she yells for me to come step on one, or to smash it with a hammer or shoot it with a flamethrower. I just pick up the spiders and carry them outside. Not cockroaches - they get vaporized by size-twelves applied with malice. But spiders and moths and even centipedes? Yeah, they get carried out. I sprayed because she asked me to, but I don't really want the bugs to die. They have their place in the natural order, same as us, even the cockroaches.

I just want Mya not to be frightened.  I love her and her peace of mind is everything to me.  If it makes her feel safe and comfortable, whatever it is, I'll give it a try. It's worth it.

"Don't. Not yet."

"Can I have my cup, then?"

American house dragons - scincidae draco - are considered pests by most people, but there are some folks out there that are fans and raise them. That's the case with everything, really, there are nutjobs out there raising cockroaches too.

I think about what I know about house dragons while my coffee is oozing out of the maker. Mya is toying with the animal and it's walking back and forth on her arm, chasing her fingers as she waggles them at him. Her hair bounces and his attention immediately goes to, then dismisses it. Her earring gets a beady once-over, the dark body scurrying up her arm and leaving a trail of goosebumps as he goes so he can inspect the darkly glistening tigereye stone more carefully.

Coffee cup's full, so I pull the sugar jar out of its usual mooring to drop in the usual half-teaspoon along with the usual half-cup of cream. I like a little coffee in my cream.

A cockroach comes rocketing out from where the sugar jar had stood. Mya's mouth opens to scream, except,

"Get it!" she points at the jittering bug, and the dragon flashes off her shoulder. I swear it moved faster than I believed possible. The roach jinks, zigs and jumps like a skilled quarterback but the little dragon changes direction just as fast, flipping wings and tail to pop side to side and herd the bug away from the shadows until...

crunch.               

"Good boy!" Mya is uncharacteristically delighted. "Well done, you got him!" The little brown dragon munches down the cockroach in a few gulps, passing a black tongue over his lips and then, startlingly, his eyeballs. Mya laughs, charmed, and picks the dragon back up and places him on her shoulder where he goes back to examining her earring which I now realize could be mistaken, from a distance, for a cockroach. She tickles him with a fingertip and giggles when he bats tiny claws at it.

Well. I guess he's not such a pest after all.

"Can I let him stay? If he eats bugs, that means we won't have so many bugs, right?"

It's worth it.  I'll give it a try. "Right." My coffee is perfect. Light, slightly sweet. "What do you want to call him?"

"He's so quick and jittery and he was in your coffee cup, I was thinking..."

-end-   

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

The Magic of Music

 It makes sense, when you think about it. Magic and music come from similar places, really. As mathematically rigorous as music is, how you order the numbers and operations, as it were, has a big effect on the emotional response it invokes. And magic, when performed by a skilled caster, has a similar echo across the spirit of the world. Because where music works in the hearts of people, magic works in the heart of the earth. And oh, how she does love her music.

I've been touring with a troubadour band for almost as long as I can remember, moving up from banging a tambourine as a lad of five to a steady drummer now at hmmm I think I'm about twenty-three now? And we would go wherever the money seemed to be, sometimes getting it a little wrong. But I've been practicing, learning new songs wherever I can and even picking up instruments - I can even compose a little on a guitar now, and it's great. Better still - with care you can thump a rhythm on the guitar even as you're playing, so it's like I'm still the drummer too.

Don't get paid twice as much for playing two instruments at the same time, ah well.

But then we picked up the wizard. She tells us to call her Wiz, so we do. It feels a little weird; she doesn't look like a Wiz. Or a wizard, for that matter. No beard. And she brought with her a wagon of instruments, including a flute that she plays, some big furniture looking thing that she called a pee-yunno and some other things. She played the flute to audition and was an immediate sign-on, when she played, every flower for about a hundred feet in every direction bloomed brightly while we were watching.

"I thought magic was, you know, spells." We kept it together while she played but honestly by the time she was done with the piece nobody was looking at her. Some of the flowers looked like they were straining to bloom bigger while we watched.

"Well, it is! But nobody ever said the spells had to be words like humans use."

So the wizard joined us and the take got better. WAY better, because when she played crops thrived, gentle rains fell, entire herds of ewes all quickened simultaneously, and it didn't take long for the villages we played for to be really glad to see us. And all these good things didn't happen because the wizard played - I mean, they DID - but because the wizard was playing with us.

"I think it might have something to do with harmonics. You know, how one sound sounds one way and another sound sounds another way, but when you play them together they kind of...mesh? Like gears in a mill? Either sound by itself is nice enough but when they're played together they're a lot more. So I've been looking for a group to join for years so I could really expand what I could do for people, but either their repertoire wasn't very good, or they weren't very good, or we didn't get along..."

"We know about players not getting along. You're our second flautist in two years. The last guy was kind of full of himself."

"That's silly. One flute by itself outdoors? The sound disappears. It absolutely has to have other instruments to give it more weight, make it carry. Your drums are crucial for that."

"That's part of why he's gone. He didn't want any kind of backup, he wanted solos."

"Oh, dear."

"So, magic music. Okay, that makes sense to me but...can anyone do it?"

Wiz made a face. "Sorry, sweetie. Lots of people - especially musicians - ask that, and that's part of why I'm gone from them. They can get kind of pushy, demanding to be shown how it works, you know. If they've learned how to play music and music makes magic, they want to make magic. It's not like that.

"It's like being born left-handed. Right-handers can learn to use the left hand the way left-handed people do, but it's a constant trial and it never becomes natural. You aren't left-handed, you're just using your left hand. Get it?"

"I sure do. I'm left-handed myself. I learned to play drums the way I do because a right-handed guy taught me and I never changed, but force me to eat right-handed and I'll probably stab myself in the eye. I feel my left hand more than I feel my right, does that make sense?"

"You're asking a wizard if that makes sense? Of course it makes sense."

"And I restrung the guitar so I could play it lefty."

"I had noticed. You stand on the opposite side of the group from most guitarists I see."

"So okay, that's that. Magic is a kind of left-handedness, either you are or you aren't and trying to practice magic doesn't make you magical. But like in so many things, teamwork makes magic stronger, even if the only one actually magical is you. Right?"

"Wow, I wish I could have had you in the school. You just skipped a year of minutiae but yeah, that's right."

"What is the big box thing, the pee-yanno. I've never seen one."

"A travelilng minstrel far from any city, I'm not surprised. It's a stringed instrument..."

"No way."

"Absolutely! Come look!" And she lifted the lid on the device, showing enough strings to make an entire village's worth of guitars. "It's a chore keeping the thing in tune on the road, I can tell you."

"How does it work?"

She showed me the keys and the little felt mallets. "Huh. Every note is, uh, distinct. No bending notes into and out of each other like with a guitar."

"True. A piano," and she pronounced the word carefully for me, "hits the exact note, the same way a flute does. But you can really make some big chords with this thing." She demonstrated, banging out a thunderous bar from one end of the row of keys. There was a wet pop as the watermelon on the lunch table exploded. "Oops."

"So what else have you got, Wiz? Anytime a minstrel can play more than one instrument, that's for the best. And you've got a lot here. What's...hey, a bugle."

"Not a bugle, a trumpet. Like a bugle how you blow into it, but it has keys for fingering to change the pitch length of the tube - a bit like bending your strings, but not as flexible. But you get a lot of flexibility back with the mouthpiece. The flute I like doesn't let you bend like a guitar does, but the piano doesn't bend at all. The trumpet lets you bend more than a flute does and when I cast with the trumpet, it really packs a punch."

I felt my eyebrows pop up. "How so?"

"The piano's distinct notes makes very precise music, very precise magic...but magic doesn't like being precise. Magic is a heartfelt experience and while you can be very expressive with the piano, it loses a bit of the artistry in the musician..

"The flute, being powered by my breath, is a lot more personal and the trumpet, with its greater input of nuance in the mouth - very intimate, you know? - is even more so. So the magic really responds to it."

"I think I get it. So a drummer might not be able to make much magic because the drum really only does a few things."

"Exactly. But it goes a long way to enhancing a spell that's underway, never forget. Magic, like music, has a beat, and the drum IS the beat."

I noticed a big misshapen heap of wrappings, carefully secured with a length of cord. "What's hiding under there?"

Wiz suddenly looked a little shifty. "Um...That's a tuba."

"Okay?"

"Like a trumpet. But bigger - way, way bigger."

"What does it sound like?"

"Honestly, it sounds like a whale orgy if you don't know what you're doing. But I know what I'm doing and I don't dare play it."

"How come?"

"You DO remember I'm a music-casting wizard, right? I don't think anybody hereabouts wants a new volcano."

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